Amelie’s Mood Enhancer

April 7, 2008

Follow these simple steps and you too can be happy!

1. Close blinds
2. Put on Elton John’s Greatest Hits (preferably on vinyl, though CD/mp3 will suffice in a pinch)
3. Turn volume to unacceptable decible.
4. Dance like an idiot.
5. Repeat until desired results have been achieved.

Optional: Add 2 glasses of wine to human before step 1.

EDIT: For vegetarians, George Michael’s “Freedom” may be substituted in place of “Crocodile Rock”

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