VD

February 15, 2008

To the people searching “picture of a perineum on a man” and “heart ball sac photo” who somehow ended up on my blog using those search terms:

1. You should be ashamed of yourself!
2. You won’t find any heart-shaped ball sac in my blog. Sorry.

The amazing thing is, “picture of a perineum on a man” brought in 6 viewers. Maybe it was a med school class. I hope it was a med school class.

I did notice, however, that the second highest search term leading to this blog is “noncommittal guys,” which reminds me that Valentines Day just passed. But I’m not bitter! I spent Valentines eve in bed steaming the wrinkles out of my duvet. Which sounds like a euphemism for something much naughtier than it was.

I received two lovely gifts, a bouquet of pink, pink, and pink flowers in a pink vase that looks like a pink ice cube, and a bag of “Sweet and Nutty” trailmix wit “Sweet and Nutty” crossed out and “AMELIE” written above it. Touche.

“Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength; loving someone deeply gives you courage.” – Lao-Tzu

We can’t help who we love, but we can help who we are. We can decide to become ourselves. We don’t love the people we love because they are perfect. We love them because they are. Even after they’re gone.

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One Response to “VD”

  1. C. Fraser Says:

    Over the past week I’ve started seeing searches for ‘naked babes’ or ‘naked british woman’, ‘naked girl’, ‘drunk naked women’, ‘naked german girl’ and so on.


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